A prayer;

Tried speaking, but I got tongue tied and pissed off points added score.
I don't know what's going on.  All I know is I'm pissed off about everything.  I'm not going to list the causes.  They are not relevant.  Please God, help me be at peace now and through the morning.
Please forgive me for the neglect I've shown you the bulk of the week.
In Jesus I pray
Amen.

Cont'd
Thank you God for stilling my heart somewhat.  I feel myself prone to wander from this stillness.  Please empower me with your Spirit of Truth - The Holy Spirit - to be mindful and on guard of this.  Thank you, Lord.  Amen.

Epilogue 6:05PM
Thank you God for placing me with this freedom of religion.  Thank you God for your presence in this nation and in my local congregation this morning.  Thank you for your extended invitations.  I pray that I would be worked upon throughout this week to be molded into a version of myself that would be ever more pleasing to you and that my will would line up with yours.  Thank you, ever so much.  In Jesus I pray.  Amen.

A smooth (ish) Thrs

Glug
Ate 1 and 1/3 medium pan pizza (Domino's).  Apprx 4,000 grandalicious calories (see what I did there?) 
Total for today ("so far"[aah!])?  Uh....I don't want to talk about it.

Um...

Dharma was a very unobnoxious terrorier (hahahhahahaha!!!!!!!pppppsyche!  That's sarcasm people, ya know??) while I was throwing the ball for the sake of exorcising some fat from her outer being.  (Boom!)

Now I need to do the same for myself.
I don't wanna.
(hssss)

I started typing all this around 3PM

I just got back down here after helping upstaris.  I am thankful to have spent some quality time with my nephew while my mother got a supersized powernap (30++ mins?; I asked her how long she'd slept and she simply said that she doesn't know)

Happy birthday in advance, BIL Travis -- if you're out there in your cubicle (?) reading this (!)

My mom would have today off from overseeing my nephew's well being.  But my mutta has a docta's appaintmant tammarra.
Sa she's swatching dees.
(How about that Humphrew Bogart gangster dead guy actor accent ey?) (woooooooooo...)

I've read 4 entries of my Daily Living Bible by God annotated by Charles Stanley.  I'm still semi-optimistic that I'll read at least 4 more entries this week and be one day less behind than I was.....I just started the portions I should have been reading in September.  If God literally puts it in my lap and glues my eyes to it (hey, it can happen!), maybe I'll finish by April......(Um.......)

I haven't taken my meds today.  bzzzzzzzzzz

I had my phone away from me most of the morning.  I put it in my pocket around 12:30PM and by 2PM I had taken over 400 steps and burned 32 calories.  Just think what my Pedometer would say if I hadn't had it away from me half of the day.  Eh?  Ehh?  Swoosh!

About that pizza ---- damn, I want some Coke.  YAY I **have** some Coke!  I hope I never get stupid and neglect to order soda with my pizza.  I WANT SOME SODA!!!!  Maybe I'll take a break from typing this.  It's probably going to go flat any minute if it hasn't already (rrr)

So............uh.........anything else?
Hmm...wouldn't you like to know....**Wouldn't we *ALL* like to know????!!!   I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
I KNOW IT HAPPENS,  I KNOW THE DATE IT HAPPENS!  YOU'RE THE ONE LIVING IN  FNG DREAM, SILVERMAN!  I KNOW IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS!!!

(RRRR)))

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