Tuesday, December 24, 2013

(shaking) "They left me, they left me!" (Another Speilberg quote-parody)

My mom and sis are off to see the wiz.  They left me behind in the sun to die!
I feel a strong communication going on here...am i wrong? I think I'm wrong...no, seriously, I have THREE Swagstakes I'm vying for.  I GOTTA WIN AT LEAST ONE OF 'EM FOR CYRING OUT LOUD!  All together I've invested at least real close to 1,000 Swagbucks on these stupid Swagstakes.  And for what?  Nuthin'!  SPHITZ!  You hear that?  SPHITZ!  that's a pellet gun spat-spat-spat, kirk yer in the err.
grrraaaa...
godde, I gotta take my pills.  My teeth are trying to escape.  WEEEOOOOYAHAHA!  O gosh, and my voice...

bwahahaha!



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