DURN YOOOOOU!!

Here's a simple fact that I realized today: YOU STUPID FKING IDIOTS ARE GONNA GO DEF BY AGE 40!!!  I'm 27, I don't exactly listen to whisper quiet music, but I could not BELIEVE how painful it was to go to Cartel's Facebook page and click on a song's "play" button.  I, who am smart enough to take the steps necessary to keep from going def by age 40, apparently need to shell out $400+ ASAP b/c my computer's volume control button was too frrrking slow for the speed of painful sound that was shooting me in the ears.  Whereas all the idiots who think going def is just some stupid myth adults made up for no good reason get special treatment with automatic topshelf loudness, no hassle needed.