Saturday, December 13, 2014

Sowing Season "I'm not your friend, I'm not your lover, I'm not your friend/yeah yeah yeah"

Wow.  Some friend I am.  I've spent roughly $3.50 on Amazon.com in the past 30 days, all in digital orders.  Everything else I paid for on Amazon was with gift cards from Swagbucks, mostly from free trials for stuff I had very little interest in to start with and searching the internet for stuff I already know how to access w/o Swagbucks Search engine.
INSERT gangly hunchback emerging from street alley in 1848 France, with a gruff voice: "Amazon doesn't want your friendship.  They just want your money.  Move along, rat.  You ain't gonna find what you need here.  All you'll find is hurt"/EXIT into the shadowy night....

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