Satan is a wannabe God.
God says "No, we can't BOTH be the beginning"
Satan says "Well, IT and PET SEMATARY both their own separate beginnings"
God says "No, they both have THE SAME beginning; me!"
Satan says "But everything has a predecessor!"
God says "I AM Everything!"
Satan says "Waaat? No, you're not!"
God says "Are you calling me a liar?"
Satan says "So what if I am?"
God says "Then PROVE it!"
Satan says "Alright I WILL!"
God says "Ok then"
Satan says "Ok!"
God continues reading
Satan says "Well?"
God looks up "You're still here?"
Satan says "Don't you love me?"
God rolls his eyes
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